Thursday, November 15, 2012

The story of Barbarian's drink: Harrogath blood wine!


Hi, Please barbarians drink? "No, no, no, not those tasteless like water Ale, it's true spirits.

Right right right, it is volcanoes spirits.

Why? Barbarian glass of wine, to the Barbarian tell you an interesting story.

Want to know what most intense wine? Course not volcanoes spirits, Although the barbarians loves it, but it is by no means the most intense, only one of the most intense wine that is barbarian Harrogath blood wine.

Eric Bath Jomtien hate, hate this endlessly throughout the year, the wind, the hate of a home can be frozen out of the low temperature of the nose, more hate those who drink in the tavern, the drunken troublemakers poor savages.

Those barbarians how not disappeared with it and they damn holy mountain? Erik again panting a drunk and not the money to pay the bill barbarians threw pub thinking, not these bloody savages should across Bath Jomtien Castle, do not know these restless dirt will dry What happened to.

The doors are heavy kick sound interrupted Eric, the suddenly influx wind mess pub drunkard who burst cursed. Eric looked up under the door, "It is a dirty savages!" Eric whispered muttered, "I hope he has enough money to pay for the drinks, I can not lift the fifth."

Barbarian readily bring the door, took off his hood, his hair was all white, stuck, dark red blood clot. The body armor is also mottled unbearable, if this can be called armor, Eric is a bit worried that this pile of tattered crumbled into a pile of scrap metal with the pace of the barbarians. The old Barbarian handedly holding an ax, look at the color of an ax issued, and tattered, Eric muttering to connected to Sri Lanka Cowen can not afford. The only thing that Eric somewhat interested the barbarians sack in his other hand, the same tattered, dark red blood still dripping did not dry, good at least he should have money to pay the bill. "

A cup of spirits, the most intense kind. "The Barbarian walked the bar heavy photographed own ax.

"Hey, barbarians, this entire Bath Jomtien most intense wine." Eric is a bit distressed looked under the counter greeting, "but let me look under your pocketbook, I have to make sure you have the money to pay the bill, do not look at me, I do not want to lift out tonight fifth barbarians. "

The old Barbarians face twitched, then resumed calm him a bag down on the bar.

"Oh God! Which is what? You want to take these tattered buy alcohol?" Eric exclaimed.

Bar where the people are attracted in the past, when they look at the stuff on stage, a burst of laughter broke out in the bar opened.

"Haha, he actually want to drink Fallen head for I heard the best to listen to a joke."

Do not "old guy, you know, these head to pick a car on a bloody battlefield."

"It's not all his pick, do not see the barbarians there this specialty."

"Barbarians, the next Doug dredge sewer when you can go to help, you are absolutely dry better than his."

"Hey, that few Fallen knife are good to cut beef just enough."

"These are my dolphin cut down! Boolean Kessel on!" Barbarians, blushing waving fists roared, "This is my booty to! Tribal, booty can change to the best and most intense wine ! "

Eric stopped laughing, he began a little like the barbarians, although still a beast, but at least he is a good joke, "Hey, barbarians, few knife-for-cup of ale, do you want ? For the few head, you still help me throw out Bath Jomtien wild dogs eat now tired of them. "Eric pluck at stage knife.

Bang ~!

Barbarians blow hammer in the bar and shouted: "barbarian drink the most intense wine, not to mention I'm a man with the spoils of the barbarians to!"

Tavern laughter more enthusiastic the original drunk drunkard is rolling on the ground.

"It is not this the most beautiful Alinda also give you a kiss, the old guy."

"Ha ha, he thought this is his tribe."

"I am the supreme day guarantee, the old guy, if you can cut off the head of that savage Duke, the mayor would definitely put Alinda reward to you."

"Come on, time is necessary to change the name of our town into a barbarian tribes, ha ha."

"Barbaric Duke? Can this old guy when horses fly ball out."

"How would, that old guy fallen head bag is lost on it."

"Eric, give me to the barrels of wine, this has never been this joy over."

"Yes, we have to toast to great savage, great pick up brain, ha ha."

Barbarian body stop trembling, who exposed skin has become red, the old Eric rushed pulled savages wrist, pushing a glass of ale to him, and said: "Hey, great barbarians, Drink , I ask you, do not think in this hands-Guard of the town must be very happy to use this an excuse to hang you in the town entrance in the fortress they did little more do."

"Great barbarian does not need charity ! Ax wins over we want to!" Barbarians filed Tomahawk roared: "Tell me that damn Duke where! I want to cut his head, its brains and put every one of you vicious tongue ! "

Eric shrugged his shoulders, "Duke in this town east of the cave, however, this town on more than half of the tombstone in the cemetery are it's a masterpiece."

The old barbarian mention Tomahawk out of the pub, his body armor tinkle sound and heavy door slamming submerged in the drunkard 'laughter.

You say you guess barbarians must mention Duke head back? "No, no, no, how do I speak so cliche hero story?

A few days later, the barbarian is a team of adventure carried back the body armor leaving only wisps of rags, bare chests criss-crossed with countless scars, gray hair was soaked with blood, I do not know barbarians blood or devil, has been in a coma, but the barbarians still clutching a tomahawk, ax hanging dark red meat.

"I swear, this old guy almost became a hero, his head ribs" lead adventurers, said: "Most High God, you really should look like he rushed to the Duke, like a grassland behemoth. Did he not know to deal with a crowd Fallen was the first to get rid of their shamans? old guy is like a fly pond stones, shortly sink magic hybrid drowned while Duke only one thing, and walked slowly to the old guy behind a stick and hit this poor guy fly. Fortunately, he fly far enough, or we can be really no opportunity to carry him back. "

Adventurers are thrown into the barbarian town port of haystacks, "Yes, this old guy who fell a few Condition good gems Hi, this is not a theft, this is a deserved reward of doing good" lead people who patted his pocket and said: "we go and prepare for the next the Duke again attack the town, Hi, Eric, to move out of your wine, we will also celebrate."

These damn soldier, Eric angry thinking about this all became acting fortress band of soldiers can easily destroy Duke ran but put that head missing root rib devil, and then waiting for DU grams time of the siege of the town, acting like the Duke sent packing after the town to ask for compensation.

Early accustomed townspeople adventurers with the town gates blocking the wearer, Eric wine directly piled up in the doorway, to better facilitate those soldiers sharper in the "save" After the town is celebrating their victory.

Duke again and again waving the stick driven Fallen offensive, the poor green skin guy constantly risk-takers shot then be shamans resurrection, and then was shot to death ... poor their knife only in Road touch scratches left on solid doors.

Eric standing on the city walls looked at Duke, and like other Fallen disgusting green skin, but the height of a full three or four Fallen, waving a long stick and its people almost rough on the stick tied to a few sword, head horns also wearing a trace Guixiao With its roaring continuously trembling, his face endless anger. What? Guixiao? Erik suddenly kind of bad feeling.

"Humble worms to!" Duke baton fiercely hit the ground, "the real show begins!" With the loud noise and the roar of Duke flashed two teams from Duke behind Fallen others sink magic are different, they are fat like a ball in one hand and a torch-bearing, while the other hand is against his round belly with a knife.

"Most High God, blew Fallen ~!" People can not help but suck down a cold lump, "aimed at those who blew fast, do not let them near the door ~!"

A team blew Fallen crazy rushed to the door to the past, people bow only shot a few unlucky blew Fallen, a minced meat halfway into pieces. The vast majority of you rushed to the front of the gate, the terrible continuous loud noise, rickety of people on the walls, door also began crumbling. Finished ... despair like the claws of the devil general clenched people's hearts, come back to a team blew Fallen door all over.

Duke upward, heard shouts with another team blew a sink oriented door red magic, Eric felt mouth burst bitter, he knew what would happen, and this barrier Duke dozen times attack the town is absolutely Duke props to vent anger, we are living Paxia skin, a piece of meat into their mouth, and then they play enough.

"Duke! Your opponent is ~!" Roar pressure off the sound on the battlefield, a figure from the wall jump straight into Duke.

See ~! It is that barbarians ~! "An adventurer who shouted:" God, what he would do? Him in die. "

Eric rushed and leaned over and looked, Barbarian naked to the waist, Tomahawk hold high head high growled unknown barbarians, a white hair in the wind Flurry "really like a furious lion." Eric said to himself: "the thief did wrong, we should take a good look like he assault."

As if one moment, the barbarians have been rushed to the front blew Fallen, his hands flat on the Tomahawk, feet a wrong body suddenly a twist, rotate the whole person up all blew Fallen direct hit fly out , exploded in the air and the blood of a blossoming flower. Yelled "die, Duke!" Barbarians, but Before barbarians again assault the Duke around Fallen barbarians layers surrounded Barbarian green waves like storm boat instantly submerged. Eric can not help but think engulfed by the marsh monster ever seen, barbarians ax Kanfan a Fallen shaman resurrection significantly faster and more.

"Duke, you coward, like a warrior, like upright fighting ~!" Barbarians roar constantly came from the group of monsters, the green monster group portrait boil water generally constantly churning, until the last one unlucky sinking Magic was shot fly out, the roar of the monster group screeching halt. Duke slowly toward the barbarians began to disperse around Fallen, "the poor old guy Eric suck down a cold lump, he could not believe this stiffly blood lying on the ground is just that such as Ares savage, savage personal under the ground has been soaked with blood, body densely stuck a knife, I do not know where the left arm has, right hand also the head of a Fallen.

"Damn bugs" Duke grabbed barbarians, "You have broken my good ~!" Barbarians Duke toss.

Bang ~!

Duke fiercely waving sticks, the barbarians flying over the city walls, like a broken-winged bird, hit the pile of barrels, blood pouring down the crack got into the wine exudes the air spirits unique flavor.

Entire battlefield suddenly quiet down, only wind whining plaintive cries, "I really ought to ask you a cup of spirits" Eric looked at the sink magic receded muttered, the distance has been able to see the fortress guarding the banner "help me put these wine moved back!"

Stingy tavern owner really should thank you, that drums of alcohol before has not been in vain spoil out who is Harrogath of blood wine, if you have the opportunity to go to that town, must go to taste. Wine that is the most intense, the barbarian warrior fiery blood Barbarian proud ~!

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